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Tuesday, August 7th, 2007

Time:11:18 pm.
Dear Cat,

that thing you do, you know the one, when you want to be fed, but I'm online, and hey, it's really not feeding time anyway, but you walk in front of the keyboard, and sometimes step on it, and press random keys, and once subscribed me to a Grey's Anatomy mailing list? That was pretty annoying, and I thought you'd be hard pressed to beat it.

Ladies and Gentlemen: walking under my nose and breaking wind.

I hate you.

A lot.

No love,

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Saturday, December 16th, 2006

Subject:Yeah baby!
Time:12:28 am.
I'm Caligula!
Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
From the fecund loins of Rum and Monkey.
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Thursday, June 29th, 2006

Subject:From the geniuses at the IMDB
Time:5:33 pm.
"Pregnant pop star Britney Spears was so devastated by the negative reaction she received after her appearance on news show Dateline NBC, she chopped off all her hair and dyed it black to help her image." Emphasis mine. Not a bad trick that, Brit.

Also, happy birthday to the elf monster!
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Monday, July 25th, 2005

Subject:And not before time
Time:12:09 pm.
My Very Own Prison Bitch MemeCollapse )
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Sunday, July 17th, 2005

Subject:Shamelessly filched from cosmorific
Time:10:22 am.
98%[*] of fandom are waiting eagerly for the next Harry Potter book. If you are one of the 2% of fandom who are not, post this in your journal.

[*]Possibly an invented statistic.
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Monday, June 27th, 2005

Time:11:49 pm.

Your Slanguage Profile

Aussie Slang: 75%
British Slang: 50%
Canadian Slang: 25%
Prison Slang: 25%
Southern Slang: 25%
New England Slang: 0%
Victorian Slang: 0%

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Wednesday, March 16th, 2005

Time:3:20 pm.
that jerk oulangi gone and said that I got caught talking to eljuno and backstabbing brightcupenny.

And also mom & dad was totally unfair to me Friday and now I'm grounded :-(.

Hey and know what? mirabellawotr added another meme to their journal. GOD I HATE THAT!!!1!one!

This entry automatically generated by the LJ Drama Generator!

Hey that was pretty close!
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Thursday, February 24th, 2005

Subject:Pointless quizzes abound!
Time:11:47 am.
You are a Reasonably Normal Fan. You can talk about
your shows at the office as long as you don't
talk too much about how hot you think Boone and
Locke would be together.

What kind of fan are you?
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Fair enough.

It 's comforting to say that 'practice makes perfect'....
You are 'Gregg shorthand'. Originally designed to
enable people to write faster, it is also very
useful for writing things which one does not
want other people to read, inasmuch as almost
no one knows shorthand any more.

You know how important it is to do things
efficiently and on time. You also value your
privacy, and (unlike some people) you do not
pretend to be friends with just everyone; that
would be ridiculous. When you do make friends,
you take them seriously, and faithfully keep
what they confide in you to yourself.
Unfortunately, the work which you do (which is
very important, of course) sometimes keeps you
away from social activities, and you are often
lonely. Your problem is that Gregg shorthand
has been obsolete for a long time.

What obsolete skill are you?
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Thursday, October 21st, 2004

Time:9:23 am.
Mood: aggravated.
Dear everyone on the roads today,
please fuckin' die.

no love,

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Thursday, September 30th, 2004

Subject:Sadly, this is just not true...
Time:11:36 pm.
pretty boy
You Are The Pretty Boy

What Type Of Gay Man Are You?
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Thursday, June 17th, 2004

Time:5:50 pm.
Mood:it burns.
Okay, now all of us (particularly the men here) are aware of the importance of washing one's hands after handling chillis. What you may not be aware is that it is equally important to do so after taking the lid off the tabasco bottle. I am now blind in my right eye. But at least I have a bloody mary dammit!
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Thursday, April 22nd, 2004

Subject:Just coz it still makes me giggle
Time:7:02 pm.
Mood: giggly.
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Wednesday, April 7th, 2004

Time:7:34 am.

I have my reasons.
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Thursday, April 1st, 2004

Subject:I knew it all along
Time:10:08 am.
Grammar God!
You are a GRAMMAR GOD!

If your mission in life is not already to
preserve the English tongue, it should be.
Congratulations and thank you!

How grammatically sound are you?
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Wednesday, March 17th, 2004

Time:5:10 pm.

mocking is love
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Tuesday, March 9th, 2004

Time:10:29 am.

Take the Dead German Composer Test!

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